look me in the ass and tell me you love me
(Source: shavingryansprivates)
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
row row row ur boat
gently off the cliff
thanks
i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
(Source: earthnation)
my blog is better than Perez Hilton’s why dont i get to go to awards shows
(Source: sunnyteens)