mardigny:

Why have I not seen this on Tumblr before.

mardigny:

Why have I not seen this on Tumblr before.

shavingryansprivates:

look me in the ass and tell me you love me

(Source: shavingryansprivates)

buttcamp:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
parents: don't do it again
me: doesn't do dishes
parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

theyellowbrickroad:

row row row ur boat

gently off the cliff

thanks

oldercousin:

i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

yolodair:

my blog is better than Perez Hilton’s why dont i get to go to awards shows

(Source: esheeran)